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Editorial: The Naked Emperor Of Aliquippastan

We awake once again to news of another man slain in Aliquippa. Homicides in the town are becoming almost commonplace now, and at this rate Aliquippa may soon qualify for yet another government assistance program, United Nations Peacekeeping Forces. The economic decline of Aliquippa is outpaced only by its cultural decline, and the town seems…

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John Paul
John Paul
John Paul is an award-winning investigative journalist and founder of BeaverCountian.com. He's been profiled by Vanity Fair magazine and featured in thousands of news articles, tv shows, and books. An avid adventurer, JP has traveled to all 50 states in his journey to explore our country and its people.

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